Monday, December 30, 2013

Escalator Malfunctions all the way to Garlic

I took the liberty to tell the manager at a store today that he should not let people walk on an escalator which has malfunctioned. I told him he should tear them a new ass hole for leaving the thing broken, whoever they are. It should be fixed as soon as possible and yellow signs should be put up on the entrances and exits.

He did as I said.
I told him the manufacturer used to be a client of my old job and they never lost a law suit against anyone.  It's always the business's fault.

Now, for a re-cap definition of 'fit spiritual condition'-

Spiritual fitness is like walking up a down escalator (although I would never advise this)
if you stop walking,
you end up right back at the bottom.

Spiritual vampires?  Not sure what to do about them.  Just ignore.

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