Thursday, May 5, 2011

Your mother broke the See-Saw

Your mother is sooooo fat, she walked around the corner, saw her own ass in front of herself tryin' a get around the other side.
Your mother is soooo fat, she walked around the corner, tried to pick pocket somebody, felt somethin' touchin' her ass and smacked herself in the face.

Your mother is so fat she set off the neighbor's smoke alarm makin' pancakes and bacon. Your mother is so fat she has a george foreman grill in the passenger seat of her car and fries chicken in the glove compartment.

That's all for now. Rapper's warm up, #1.

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